mocker_bat(bum) (mocker_bat) wrote,

The donation

Вот прислали шутку юмора:

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his
window and asks,

- What's going on?

- Terrorists have kidnapped Mel Gibson. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection.

The driver asks,
- How much is everyone giving, on average?

- About a gallon.
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